an image of a cartoon wolf looking at his smartphone laughing out loud in a sketch style. The wolf is middle aged with a "dad bod". He's sitting on a comfortable chair in a home office with a cup of coffee and wearing glasses

an image of a cartoon wolf looking at his smartphone laughing out loud in a sketch style. The wolf is middle aged with a "dad bod". He's sitting on a comfortable chair in a home office with a cup of coffee and wearing glasses

In honor of Father’s Day, I’m going to engage in one of my favorite past-times: $#!+posting dad jokes. 😏

If you’re a dad (or you have a dad– I guess that’d be everyone here except my immaculate conception, clones, androids and the asexual reproduction homies) please add to the ensuing and possibly annoying thread. Consider yourself warned for irony, cringe and general rando post fun & mayhem.

–Also go wish your dad a Happy Father’s Day before you forget 😜

Let’s get it started:

  • I was going to get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind
  • Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? …He’s all right now…
  • I’ve been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum . . . but I just can’t seem to get it going.
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12 responses
  1. starrwulfe.xyz/t/3NVD

    What did one nut say as he chased another nut? I’m a cashew!

  2. I had a coupon for a haircut this weekend, but the barber only took about 10 percent off.

  3. I was going to post a dad joke about toilet paper but nevermind. It’s tearable.

    Anyway, I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around.
    (Stole that from one of my favorite videos of all time)

    1. 😆
      Oh yeah, these are getting reposted everywhere immediately!
      yoink!

  4. @starrwulfe@starrwulfe.xyz
    What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose? Hare spray.
    How can you tell a vampire has a cold? They start coffin.
    Is the pool safe for diving? It deep ends.
    😏

  5. @ARJF3J4OMxvryJcwSG.starrwulfe@starrwulfe.xyz I’m making this the official Dad Joke thread now:

    Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 😄

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