I imagine there are some pretty spatially-handicapped messages that have a hard time finding their destinations, so…

“I had hoped this message could find you well, but it’s got the map reading skills of a doorknob so it wound up at a Toledo bus station before finally realizing its error. My apologies for the delay.”

…I’ll see myself out.

https://aaronparecki.com/2023/10/08/8/ by Aaron Parecki (aaronparecki.com)

I know “I hope this message finds you well” is a normal way to start an email, but what about if I am in fact not well? Am I supposed to say thanks but this message didn’t find me well??